For: Our good, though uninformed pal, Ryan. Sometimes, good things do come out of an hour of idle time.
We hope that this list gives you a good laugh, and some ideas on how to spice up your relationship with your apples.
2. A doorstop.
3. A projectile.
4. A wife (mistress) for Mr. Potato Head.
5. A computer.
6. A paperweight.
7. A makeshift baseball.
8. Subject matter for art.
9. Inspiration.
10. To keep the doctor away.
11. A home for worms.
12. A perfume. (Just rub it on your skin)
13. A spherical template.
14. Something to stab.
15. Something to shoot arrows at.
5. A computer.
6. A paperweight.
7. A makeshift baseball.
8. Subject matter for art.
9. Inspiration.
10. To keep the doctor away.
11. A home for worms.
12. A perfume. (Just rub it on your skin)
13. A spherical template.
14. Something to stab.
15. Something to shoot arrows at.
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16. Something you can put caramel on.
17. Sauce-able.
18. A main ingredient of apple pie.
19. Shinigami food. (That)
17. Sauce-able.
18. A main ingredient of apple pie.
19. Shinigami food. (That)
20. Bribes.
21. Threats.
a. Blackmail
22. Math problems.
23. Currency.
24. A considerate gift.
25. Something that starts with A.
26. A fruit to model jean bottoms after.
27. 700 points in Pac-Man
28. A festive fruit…it’s green and red and yellow!
29. A traffic light.
30. Breaking into car doors.
31. Compost.
32. A 3-dimensional object.
33. A substitute brick.
34. A fruit with which to build a house out of.
35. A hat.
36. Something that rhymes with “scrapple” when writing poetry
37. Something to give to a teacher.
21. Threats.
a. Blackmail
22. Math problems.
23. Currency.
24. A considerate gift.
25. Something that starts with A.
26. A fruit to model jean bottoms after.
27. 700 points in Pac-Man
28. A festive fruit…it’s green and red and yellow!
29. A traffic light.
30. Breaking into car doors.
31. Compost.
32. A 3-dimensional object.
33. A substitute brick.
34. A fruit with which to build a house out of.
35. A hat.
36. Something that rhymes with “scrapple” when writing poetry
37. Something to give to a teacher.
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| What a lovely face. |
38. Fall decoration.
39. For something that shouldn’t be compared with oranges.
40. A plug for an apple-sized hole in a dam.
41. An accomplice for an annoying orange.
39. For something that shouldn’t be compared with oranges.
40. A plug for an apple-sized hole in a dam.
41. An accomplice for an annoying orange.
42. A party game that leads to many sexual innuendos.
43. A fruit to make chips out of.
44. To cover a book from a dramatic teenage vampire series that is overly talked about. Rhymes with “Eyesight”.
45. The answer to “You are the ______ of my eye.”
46. Also, a 2011 Taiwanese romance film.
47. When you’re feeling pomaceous.
48. An ideal coma-inducing poison fruit.
49. Something health-conscious people give out on Halloween.
50. A source of economic prosperity for a developing country.
51. Something found in orchards.
52. A good fruit for God to forbid. You know you want it!
53. A good substitute for plums.
54. Something that is both red and delicious.
55. Something that is both green and delicious.
56. Something that is both yellow and delicious.
43. A fruit to make chips out of.
44. To cover a book from a dramatic teenage vampire series that is overly talked about. Rhymes with “Eyesight”.
45. The answer to “You are the ______ of my eye.”
46. Also, a 2011 Taiwanese romance film.
47. When you’re feeling pomaceous.
48. An ideal coma-inducing poison fruit.
49. Something health-conscious people give out on Halloween.
50. A source of economic prosperity for a developing country.
51. Something found in orchards.
52. A good fruit for God to forbid. You know you want it!
53. A good substitute for plums.
54. Something that is both red and delicious.
55. Something that is both green and delicious.
56. Something that is both yellow and delicious.
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57. Something that is both brown and not delicious.
58. Food for your pet fruit fly.
59. Something to philosophize about.
60. Helps d00ds talk. (Adam’s Apple)
61. An appropriate monument for Steve Jobs.
62. A good name for a British psychedelic rock band.
63. When used in conjunction with bees, a nice moderately priced-restaurant chain.
64. A humorous Halloween costume.
59. Something to philosophize about.
60. Helps d00ds talk. (Adam’s Apple)
61. An appropriate monument for Steve Jobs.
62. A good name for a British psychedelic rock band.
63. When used in conjunction with bees, a nice moderately priced-restaurant chain.
64. A humorous Halloween costume.
65. A crunchy snack.
66. Fake cleavage implants.
67. A part in the Fruit of the Loom logo.
68. When large, New York City.
69. As a percussion instrument.
70. Cider-able.
71. An ideal name for a record label on Abbey Road.
72. Something to grow in Harvest Moon.
73. A fun thing to count.
74. Things with which to injure Ryan.
75. A substitute bouquet of flowers.
66. Fake cleavage implants.
67. A part in the Fruit of the Loom logo.
68. When large, New York City.
69. As a percussion instrument.
70. Cider-able.
71. An ideal name for a record label on Abbey Road.
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| Yeah! And you thought we were kidding. |
73. A fun thing to count.
74. Things with which to injure Ryan.
75. A substitute bouquet of flowers.
76. A punching bag.
77. A substitute 8 ball.
78. If you’re Rudolph in a school play, a bright and shiny nose.
79. In conjunction with Jax, a delicious cereal. (Not the winna’, mon.)
80. A pencil holder.
81. Lunch :)
82. A burnt offering to the gods.
83. When sliced, round shuriken.
84. A basketball.
85. A soccer ball.
86. A ping pong ball.
87. Great to bring to parties. Ladies love ‘em.
88. The main character of a reality TV series.
89. Ingredient for your grandma’s apple crisp recipe.
90. A distraction. (For your getaway, of course)
91. A babysitter for your kids. 92. Something to bob for.
93. A pleasant-smelling biofuel.
94. Helping Isaac Newton discover gravity.
95. To plant, in order to grow more apples!
96. A measuring unit. (you know, like, a mile, a meter, an apple)
77. A substitute 8 ball.
78. If you’re Rudolph in a school play, a bright and shiny nose.
79. In conjunction with Jax, a delicious cereal. (Not the winna’, mon.)
80. A pencil holder.
81. Lunch :)
82. A burnt offering to the gods.
83. When sliced, round shuriken.
84. A basketball.
85. A soccer ball.
86. A ping pong ball.
87. Great to bring to parties. Ladies love ‘em.
88. The main character of a reality TV series.
89. Ingredient for your grandma’s apple crisp recipe.
90. A distraction. (For your getaway, of course)
91. A babysitter for your kids. 92. Something to bob for.
93. A pleasant-smelling biofuel.
94. Helping Isaac Newton discover gravity.
95. To plant, in order to grow more apples!
96. A measuring unit. (you know, like, a mile, a meter, an apple)
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| From apple haters to lovers. |
97. Modeling the solar system.
98. Horse motivation.
99. Something to make a list about.
100. World peace.
98. Horse motivation.
99. Something to make a list about.
100. World peace.
